Naughty Adults Jokes in English

1.You can be a Doctor and Save lives;

You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;

You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;

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Remain a Fucker and create Lives!

2.Do not argue with women;

Bcoz...

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Sex is more important then ego!

3.The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.

And in the second month, he "raised" the incentive!

4.A princess meets a talking frog.

Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?

Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather,s time. I need a blow job!

5.Sex is like Maths.

Add the bed;

Subtract the clothes;

Divide the legs;

And pray to God, you dont multiply! 

6.Sex is good, sex is funny;

Many people fuck for money;

But if you think sex is funny;

Fuck yourself and save your money! 

7.A Pervert,s Week:

Moanday

Tongueday

Wetday

Thirstday

Freakday

Sexday

Suckday 

8.Difference between Surprise and Shock:

Surprise:

Girl: I am pregnant.

Shock:

Boy: I am sterile! 

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Aey! BC

We all grew up!

10.Once a professor asked his students to use "love" and "sex" in a sentence.

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GIRLS wrote: When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches an extreme such that both are physically attracted to each other, they engage in a physical pleasurable encounter that we call "sex" !

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BOYS wrote:

I love sex! 

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